Satan knows you better than you know yourself, and he’s just a whisper away:

21. God does not exist.

20. It’s your life. The only one who knows what’s best for you is you. You have free will. Follow your feelings and discover your identity, your truth.

19. The only one you can depend on is you. Build your kingdom as you see fit. Since right and wrong are in the eye of the beholder, the ends justify the means.

18. This world is all there is. Rule your piece of it, and be a god unto yourself.

17. You are a good person.

16. God does exist, but all this suffering and chaos is not your fault, it’s His. God is a sadist, a tyrant. He could stop your pain but He won’t, because He doesn’t love you, and never has.

15. God is keeping you from being everything you have a right to be. Your anger is justified, you haven’t done anything wrong. It’s unfair He rewards others and not you. You deserve better.

14. There is no such thing as original sin, so why should your soul need saving?

13. Why should you have to atone for anything when God turned His back on you?

12. Some souls need saving, but not yours. Your heart is in the right place, your intentions are good, just keep doing what you know is best.

11. It’s really about collective salvation. We are all in this together. If we sacrifice ourselves for the greater good, we will ensure our salvation.

10. It is about individual salvation, but all roads lead to Heaven if you’re spiritual enough.

9. Jesus was a myth, a fraud, or a lunatic.

8. Even if Jesus was real, carrying His Cross doesn’t apply in today’s world.

7. I do not exist.

6. I do exist, but I’m not interested in you.

5. I’m not what they say. I got a bad deal, just like you. I am on your side, I’m the only one really looking out for you. Work with me and together we can reset this whole thing right.

4. You have every right to get even. Burn it all down.

3. You are alone. You are worthless. And with what you have done with your life, it’s too late. Nobody will ever forgive you, and nobody will ever love you. You don’t deserve to be alive.

2. You have every right to use a child.

1. Hell does not exist.